Aphorismes

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• As the CS gangsta rapper MC++ put it, “if we could factor large composites in poly time, we’d have enough money to not have to rhyme.”
• XML is like violence: if it doesn’t work, use more.
• “A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer unusable.”
  Leslie Lamport
• “The way we can tell it’s C# instead of Haskell is because it’s nine lines instead of two.”
  wadler
• C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung
• “Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix. I don’t think that is a coincidence.”